Lyrics

Actin' a Disgrace


Had a bit much, you best slow down,
That's what people say when I'm drinking in town,
They think I'm a prat, I'm actin' all that, 
But I know I can handle it I said it that's that,
And through all of this, they say I won't learn. 
But who really cares mate.
Lets be fair you only live once, 
Started off the night, had a few brews, 
Wasn't too sure what we should do. 
Got a bit smashed, spent a bit of cash, 
Just feelin' a little bit jolly.
I asked my mates, where should be go? 
Didn't surprise me when they said they didn't know, 
So to save the night, ordered a round of shots, 
One, two, down the whole lot, 
The nights coming on, the drinks coming thick,
My mate runs to the toilet cause he said he felt sick,
All the ladies are laughing, takin' the mick,
Time to move on out the club I think. 
So we get lairy, down to the next but the doormans there,
Let us in mate, but we had no luck, 
Cause we argued a bit then my face got torn.


Chorus
Keep yourself at that pace mate .............
Keep on drinking at this rate, you're gonna be out of your face,
Keep yourself on that pace mate, you're actin' like a disgrace
Keep on drinking at this rate, you better get out of this place. 


I feel a bit woozy, shouldn't really rush it, 
Asked for another but I didn't want to push it,
Who cares what she thought, it's what I think, 
I'll have a few more pints and i'll buy you a drink.
All the last rounds were my last bit of money, 
Blokes at the back kept looking at me funny.
In my own little world, here on the floor, 
Dancing like a prat and I'm hoping to score.
Finally i've been approached, a fit lass steps up with her hair in a broach
We have a little dance, and I'm sure that I'm in, 
Have a mint night out with a happy ending.
I go for a kiss, have a bit of a shock, 
a neat head grabs me, built like a rock.
Tried to explain the best that I can, 
But he cut me off short with his right hand. 


Chorus
Keep yourself at that pace mate ..........
Keep on drinking at this rate, you're gonna be out of your face, 
Keep yourself on that pace mate, you're actin' like a disgrace
Keep on drinking at this rate, you better get out of this place.


Mate your round
You're up
Well I could buy this guy a gin
I could buy my other mates a gin, 
The fact of the matter is, if I buy these guys a drink, 
I won't be able to get home, I don't know what to do with myself.
You need to sort it out man, taxis these days cost an absolute arm and a leg.
Have you seen the state of the state of that bird over there?
Mate, she is absolutely out of it. Mate, she looks manlier than him, he needs to sort her out.
Sort it out mate, she's actin' like a disgrace.


Chorus
Keep yourself at that pace mate ..........
Keep on drinking at this rate, you're gonna be out of your face,
Keep yourself on that pace mate, you're actin' like a disgrace.
Keep on drinking at this rate, you better get out of this place.


Keep yourself at that pace mate ..........
Keep on drinking at this rate, you're gonna be out of your face, 
Keep yourself on that pace mate, you're actin' like a disgrace. 
Keep on drinking at this rate, you better get out of this place.


Keep yourself at that pace mate ..........
Keep on drinking at this rate, you're gonna be out of your face.